I did tell her I got into a fight after leaving a bar a year prior and I never want to do that again even though the fight was super lame. And thanks to a handful of endearing comments like that one, our glorious, love-struck OP went with her original idea.
There's this guy who is incredibly attractive who sits one floor up. The weird thing is the girl I am there to meet shows up in a mini skirt and has a prosthetic leg! Do guys think this will work? I would have loved to have drank your blood myself but had the feeling I would be full but only with self-pity. How could someone lie to me like that? You can take the bible and wipe your fucking ass with ass with it! One of the things I wasn't sure about is his age, he's 8 years older than me.